This is the only voice I have.

• Thursday, April 14, 2005 •

WOE IS ME

Never had I been so devastated, EVER.

Words can only say so much.

No, it has nothing to do with how Kenny Sia rejected my marriage proposal.
Dear Scarlett,

Sorry i've ignored to reply. Been busy lately.


But its not you, its me.

Before you say anything else, just hear me out. I wanted your complete attention and devotion, but with MotoGP around it just wasn't the same.I feel like we've grown apart.


I'm sorry but the spark just isn't there. You will always be my first, Ting. But right now, I need some time and space...
That JERK. I am so sure he needs more space for his, erm, man...ly ego to *cough* expand for his booming popularity among Sweet Young Things and Sizzling Lingerie Models.

I have to be understanding.

And I will celebrate my liberation with booze! It's party time for me now that he has finally walked out of my life with his pair of hairy legs! Woohoo! mourn in solitude and hide my sorrow from him, not to give him anymore emotional burden that he can't handle.

*Sniff sniff*

Ting wipes away the lingering sparkle of tear from the edge of her eye.

Wah! Drama huh!

But, NO!!!!!!!

My excruciating heartache, menacing distraught and wholesome crumbling of my sanity has nothing to do with losing my favourite pair of legs.

I shall say no more.

Such abhorring tragedy.

A picture says a hundred million billion gazillion thousand words, they say.

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If only pictures are all dumb and mute. Or rather, if only they can freaking shut up for blardy once, I say.

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Don't restrain me if I contemplate suicide.

It's for the good of the world. World peace, they branded it.

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Bring it on, America.

Isn't this plain of oil field what you have been looking for? Isn't this what you are willing to go to war for?!

*WAILS*

*HOWLS*

*SOBS*

*BAWLS*

BLARDY 5 INCHES OF LARD GAINED! DO YOU KNOW HOW BLARDY MUCH IS 5 INCHES?!

Okay, fine. If you're guy, chances are you will know it better than I do.

How much can this fetch at the butcher's huh?

Shot me.

So, who said I was slim? Shove it.


[In sooth, I know not why I am so sad.
It wearies me; you say it wearies you;
But how I caught it, found it, or came by it,
What stuff 'tis made of, whereof it is born,
I am to learn;
And such a want wit sadness makes of me
That I have much ado to know myself.]

Shakespeare understood women well, didn't he?

Verdict: 23 Found Her Guilty + Scarlett Ting flirted wantonly @ 2:02 AM


CRIMINAL PROFILE




The Suspect: Scarlett.Ting.Joewei
Found Guilty On: 7 March 1981
Arrested In: Qihua Pri, RVHS, UK, MDIS
Imprisoned In: West area
Case reference on icq: 73737176
Charge her @ joewei@pacific.net.sg
She's prisoner 2038912 on friendster
Add 12054348 to your wanted list if you read her.

CRIMINAL RECORDS










CONVICTED OF:
Unpredictable.Paranoid.Deluded.
Dreamer.Worrisome.Sweet*tooth.Empty.
Unrealistic.Stubborn.Procrastinator.
EasilyContended.Fickle.Escapist.Analytic.
Kooky.Goofy.Silly.Muddlehead.Lonesome.
Emotional.Sentimental.Romantic.bashful.
Find her at different extremes.
Can be soft, can be loud.
Can be strong, yet fragile.

JURY'S VERDICT





 

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